2006-05-15 [~angelus~]: i'll take mine from an open vein

2006-05-15 [gypsypunk]: how about and eye ball? *fishes one out of her drink and throws it to Smokey* ..hell know why it was in there

2006-05-15 [~angelus~]: lol, naa dont taste nice,

2006-05-26 [Mr_McEwan]: ... Lol

2006-05-27 [~angelus~]: so what we drinking on, think ill have water, still pissed from lastnights effects, lol

2006-05-27 [Mr_McEwan]: WHEY!

2006-05-27 [~angelus~]: lol

2006-06-13 [gypsypunk]: *boots the door open. and takes a seat* i need to stop thinking.. gimmy a grog..a big one.

2006-06-14 [Mr_McEwan]: *Passes a grogg*

2006-06-19 [~angelus~]: c'mon england, bring the cup home!!!

2006-06-19 [~angelus~]: and sum1 bring me a carling

2006-06-30 [Heletron]: Anyone challenging me for a drinking competion?

2006-07-01 [Mr_McEwan]: YOU'RE TOO YOUNG! GET OUT!

2006-07-01 [Anna™]: Helen! I'll drink you under the table love! ahaha considering i'm a muckle lightweight!

2006-07-02 [Mr_McEwan]: LOL!

2006-07-02 [Mr_McEwan]: BLARGH!

2006-07-02 [Anna™]: BLARGH! SEABATS!! WITH FANGS!!

2006-07-02 [Mr_McEwan]: VAMPIRE SEABATS!

2006-07-02 [Anna™]: there was some today! me and choc were muckle screaming! haha!

2006-07-02 [Mr_McEwan]: BLARGH!

2006-07-03 [Heletron]: anytime Anna- I'll beat you hands down!

2006-07-03 [Heletron]: ME too young? damn I guess I'm gonna have to leave *slams door*

2006-07-03 [Heletron]: I need a drink, a drink I can drink- a drink thats drinkable and easy to drink- nothing to strong, coz then I might hate to drink that drink... whos gonna buy me a drink? haha sounds like a song from a musical- sorry thats real cheesy!

2006-07-03 [Mr_McEwan]: *Gives Helen a Gin*

2006-07-04 [gypsypunk]: i say she wants a rum. ..give the girl a rum!!

2006-07-04 [Anna™]: haha u probs will beat me lovey!

2006-07-06 [Heletron]: *spills drink on Anna*

2006-07-06 [Heletron]: sorry

2006-07-06 [Mr_McEwan]: I'M LOVELY!

2006-07-06 [Anna™]: like that monkey! :o

2006-07-06 [Heletron]: u are coming to my big party that I am NOT having... we'll have it here

2006-07-07 [Mr_McEwan]: No

2006-07-07 [Mr_McEwan]: WHAT'S HE DOING IN GOAL?!

2006-07-07 [LAURALOVE.]: what monkey?

2006-07-07 [Mr_McEwan]: The lovely one

2006-07-07 [Anna™]: It's a LOVELY monkey!! eeee yeah course i'll come :]

2006-07-07 [LAURALOVE.]: your monkeys lovely?

2006-07-07 [Mr_McEwan]: WHAT'S HE DOING IN GOAL?!

2006-07-07 [LAURALOVE.]: goal?

2006-07-08 [Mr_McEwan]: Aye

2006-07-09 [gypsypunk]: all your idel not drink acossiated talk is making my brain itch, must..have more...drink..

2006-07-14 [mannaz]: boo

2006-07-14 [Mr_McEwan]: LOL!

2006-07-14 [LAURALOVE.]: whey aye

2006-07-14 [Mr_McEwan]: Divvint be cheeky

2006-07-14 [LAURALOVE.]: hm?

2006-07-16 [Heletron]: hm indeed laura- one is confused

2006-07-17 [LAURALOVE.]: its crazy

2006-08-07 [dead~spirit]: I want to join!!!

2006-08-07 [gypsypunk]: well jump on in! *wonders if these people stole there phrases form fun house..humm*

2006-08-07 [dead~spirit]: Can I have a actual job title??? 

2006-08-07 [Mr_McEwan]: No.

2006-08-08 [dead~spirit]: uh...ok..lol

2006-08-08 [gypsypunk]: hey chitch, can I have one? *does puppy face..if that fails will try threatening to beat you up face* :D

2006-08-08 [Mr_McEwan]: Okay... Only because the dragon doesn't like you...

2006-08-08 [dead~spirit]: The dragon?

2006-08-09 [LAURALOVE.]: why arnt on the kareoke anymore? that was my job

2006-08-09 [gypsypunk]: whoos dragon? not i have a name i will never leave *buys chitch a pint for getting a title.*

2006-08-09 [Mr_McEwan]: You were the kareoke?

Hmmm... Hold on then... ¬_¬


PINT!

2006-08-09 [Mr_McEwan]: Looked through the previous edits. YOu were off the roster for ages. :S  Soz. You're back with the origional title.

2006-08-09 [dead~spirit]: whats a lager lout? lol

2006-08-10 [LAURALOVE.]: thank youu :)

2006-08-13 [gypsypunk]: muahahahahah! sorry

2006-08-14 [Mr_McEwan]: ¬_¬

2006-08-16 [Next Time Iam Not Driving... as Fast]: You made a pub and didnt tell me chich you must die!!!

2006-08-16 [Anna™]: hates drink...

2006-08-17 [dead~spirit]: I still dont know what a lager is....

2006-08-17 [~angelus~]: get me a stella an a hennesey

2006-08-17 [Mr_McEwan]: Lager is a type of alcohol. A lager lout is a person who loves lager

2006-08-17 [~angelus~]: OY!!!wheres me drink

2006-08-17 [Mr_McEwan]: Dead

2006-08-17 [~angelus~]: hows that

2006-08-17 [Mr_McEwan]: It has no pulse

2006-08-18 [dead~spirit]: O, sweet!!

2006-08-18 [gypsypunk]: dead beer *cries*

2006-08-22 [~angelus~]: get it sorted, or cokys cherry double with coke plz,

2006-08-22 [Mr_McEwan]: ... What?

2006-08-22 [LAURALOVE.]: lol

2006-08-24 [~angelus~]: meant double cherry corkys an coke, u never had it?

2006-08-24 [gypsypunk]: yack. cream egg corkeys is nice though i only drink it on its own. 12 shots of that is nice.

2006-08-24 [Mr_McEwan]: ... What?

2006-08-24 [Anna™]: wat tha fuck?

2006-08-24 [LAURALOVE.]: scuse?

2006-08-26 [~angelus~]: none of you's naa ya drink like, lol, they all shotz

2006-08-26 [Mr_McEwan]: ... What?

2006-08-26 [~angelus~]: that all u say

2006-08-26 [Mr_McEwan]: No. I just don't have a clue what you're on about.

2006-08-27 [~angelus~]: u aint never hearda corkys?

2006-08-27 [LAURALOVE.]: nooope :]

2006-08-27 [~angelus~]: you's are shite,lol

2006-08-27 [Anna™]: just cus ur an alcy :]

2006-08-27 [~angelus~]: lol, yeah buta fuckin gud 1,lol

2006-08-27 [Anna™]: ahaha. true

2006-08-27 [~angelus~]: excactly, so wot shotz we got goin on? any1 in here a shotta?

2006-08-27 [Mr_McEwan]: As they say on the John Smiths advert.... YIH BARRED! *points to door*

2006-08-27 [~angelus~]: ooooh that a threat like?

2006-08-27 [Mr_McEwan]: No. I'm telling you *Said like Micheal Caine*


...Damn... That show last night was funny ^-^

2006-08-27 [Anna™]: haha

2006-08-27 [~angelus~]: haha,sorry but nope

2006-08-27 [Mr_McEwan]: Did anyone watch it? It was about comedians and stuff. And one was about a show where it was done by 2 blokes who played everyone on this street. But they were all celebs. One of them was Micheal Caine and his car was getting a ticket and he went, "OI! Take that thing off my car now, or I'll park it up your arse!" The Tracfic bloke went, "Is that a threat?" and Caine went, "No. I'm telling you!"

I lol'd

2006-08-27 [~angelus~]: so who tryin to barr me,

2006-08-27 [Mr_McEwan]: Because that John Smiths advert and you called everyone shite.

2006-08-28 [dead~spirit]: O.o

2006-08-29 [LAURALOVE.]: apple sours :]

2006-08-29 [~angelus~]: oh, lol

2006-08-29 [Mr_McEwan]: O_o

2006-08-29 [Anna™]: fuck i love apple sours

2006-08-29 [Mr_McEwan]: Lies. You hate them.

2006-08-29 [Anna™]: does!

2006-08-29 [Mr_McEwan]: ;__;

2006-08-29 [dead~spirit]: Oh my.. *needs another lager.*

2006-08-29 [Mr_McEwan]: :D
*gives*

2006-08-29 [dead~spirit]: *drinks* lol

2006-08-29 [Mr_McEwan]: *lols*

2006-08-29 [Mr_McEwan]: ... lol

2006-09-23 [.Toxic Valentine.]: beer! .. gimmie!

2006-09-23 [Mr_McEwan]: No.

2006-09-23 [Anna™]: chitch ftw

2006-09-24 [Mr_McEwan]: ^-^

2006-10-08 [Just-A-Girl]: i would like a pint please!!!

2006-10-08 [Mr_McEwan]: No.

2006-10-08 [Anna™]: ahaa

2006-10-08 [LAURALOVE.]: lol

2006-10-09 [gypsypunk]: *sits in corner rambelling* FEck..Arse! ..Drink. Feck!

2006-10-09 [Mr_McEwan]: :O

2006-10-13 [gypsypunk]: muhahah sorry chitch..Just bored

2006-10-13 [Mr_McEwan]: ^-^

*has every a-ha album*

2006-10-25 [Foxspike]: (staggers in from france looking war torn and battered) BAR KEEP I NEED A DRINK!

2006-10-25 [Just-A-Girl]: call this a pub!

2006-10-25 [Mr_McEwan]: On the house, comrade!

And Yes.

2006-10-25 [Mr_McEwan]: And after a question you use a question mark, fool.

2006-10-25 [gypsypunk]: *huggs Punisher drunkenly* wheee matey!

2006-10-26 [Mr_McEwan]: :D
*necks Corona*

2006-11-02 [Foxspike]: how has the place been while i been away.......i noticed we have strippers in now, good choice 

2006-11-02 [Mr_McEwan]: Quiet ;__;

2006-11-03 [gypsypunk]: very...

2006-11-03 [Just-A-Girl]: i need a drink!

2006-11-04 [Mr_McEwan]: Tough.

2006-11-05 [gypsypunk]: *buys taht person a drink*

2006-11-05 [Mr_McEwan]: I'm not serving, then

2006-11-05 [Just-A-Girl]: thanks [gypsypunk]

2006-11-05 [gypsypunk]: no prob hun.

2006-11-05 [Mr_McEwan]: ¬_¬
You got nothing ¬_¬

Now... Leave...

2006-11-05 [Just-A-Girl]: can i hav a JD! and a shoot gun please

2006-11-06 [gypsypunk]: humm. *gives you a JD and a duck instead, patts you on the head* there you go ^.^

2006-11-06 [Just-A-Girl]: heheee
the shoot gun was for the cheatin ex's head

2006-11-06 [Mr_McEwan]: ¬_¬  I said no. Just leave.

2006-11-06 [gypsypunk]: its a duck not a gun, who is this person chitch?

2006-11-06 [Mr_McEwan]: A person with a bad first impression to the pub

2006-11-06 [gypsypunk]: *stands on bar* Im sorry to say your entrance to this fine establishment was les than adiquate, hence forth I must exit your good intentions from your body or you leave of your own acord..that being less fun for me. *aims shot gun at Just a girl* ..your choice love

2006-11-07 [Mr_McEwan]: ... JUST LEAVE!

2006-11-08 [Just-A-Girl]: awwww run!

2006-11-08 [gypsypunk]: *grins evily*

2006-11-09 [Mr_McEwan]: ¬_¬

2006-11-10 [Foxspike]: who was that? i passed on in the peanet bowl again

2006-11-10 [Foxspike]: hey is it me or did u get The End by The Doors on the juke box or am i hearing this again......until late i had a belive all bad names that start with The were shit but i forgot the 3 best The Who, The Doors, The Ramons 

2006-11-10 [gypsypunk]: For any of you who know much about Alnwick history. heres quite a funny web site. http://www.porkmice.force9.co.uk/
made by ma own cousin

2006-11-10 [Mr_McEwan]: Like I'd put The Doors on my jukebox ¬_¬

2007-01-04 [Mal Reynolds]: you'd fuckin better, i'm not paying my dole money for a pint without a bit of Jim Morrisson playing.

2007-01-04 [gypsypunk]: HHOOO HA!! hows you lot doing?!! happynew year to yooou all!! *does Carlton dance*

2007-01-06 [Mr_McEwan]: The Doors will NEVER be on my jukebox!

2007-01-06 [Barrassg]: *happy new year guys, drinks are on me what u all want?

2007-01-06 [gypsypunk]: Whiskey!! XP

2007-01-06 [Barrassg]: jd?

2007-01-06 [gypsypunk]: ..yep.. that will do

2007-01-08 [Barrassg]: lol, ok

2007-01-08 [Mr_McEwan]: ¬_¬

2007-01-08 [gypsypunk]: *sits head on bar* .. Give me lots of whiskey..

2007-01-09 [Mr_McEwan]: NEI!

2007-01-14 [Foxspike]: get this lady a drink on me hell the way im feelin make her's a tripple and ill have the same. and if i want ice ill ask for it NO ICE

2007-01-14 [Mr_McEwan]: MATTHEW! It;s on the house!

2007-01-15 [gypsypunk]: yay!..thanks mat.

2007-01-15 [Mr_McEwan]: :D  And you, Steph

2007-01-16 [gypsypunk]: cheers

2007-03-01 [~angelus~]: do you serve like quadrouple espressos in here?

2007-03-01 [gypsypunk]: NO.ONLY.ALCHOHOL.GET.OUT.YOU!.. or i will poke you

2007-03-08 [~angelus~]: try that again an i will kick the shit outta ya,

mug!

2007-03-11 [Mr_McEwan]: ¬_¬

2007-03-12 [gypsypunk]: Yea what! ever!

2007-03-12 [Mr_McEwan]: You'd hit a lady? :S

2007-03-12 [gypsypunk]: you calling me a lady!!

2007-03-13 [Mr_McEwan]: Yes. Yes I am.

2007-03-15 [gypsypunk]: *shakes fist at you* why I outta!! ... .. buy me a drink you insulting young man!

2007-03-15 [Mr_McEwan]: :O
I meant it as in YOUNG lady. Christ!

2007-03-15 [Mr_McEwan]: Perhaps even "Young lady Christ"

2007-03-15 [gypsypunk]: Aahahh *hides under the bar*

2007-03-17 [Mr_McEwan]: *Crusifies you*

2007-03-18 [Anna™]: WHEYYYYY THE BOTTLES! I FUCKING LOVES IT!

2007-03-20 [Mr_McEwan]: Win!

2007-05-01 [Darth Jacein]: random?

2007-05-02 [gypsypunk]: who?

2007-05-03 [Mr_McEwan]: Who the fuck are you?

2007-05-03 [Anna™]: ah nahhhh

2007-05-05 [gypsypunk]: *dances anyway*

2007-05-07 [Mr_McEwan]: WHEY!

2007-05-07 [gypsypunk]: *steals a top hat and a walking caine and continues dancing*

2007-05-08 [Mr_McEwan]: WHEY!

2007-05-26 [Mr_C_McEwan]: *Joins*

2007-06-10 [ketsu]: Sw-Sweet GOD! I NEVER KNEW THIS PLACE HAD A PUB! Thanks MR. C.
I'll have an Arack. No just leave the bottle. *Swigs a good bit* How are we all today?!

2007-06-19 [gypsypunk]: *contunies dancing on the table* some one give me a pint!